Some Russian Jokes

Here are some Russian jokes that tickled our funny bone.  You can find out more about this genre here. Tell us your favorite one here, and chances are, we’ll post it.

Aeroflot stewardess:   Would you like some dinner?
Aeroflot passenger:   Hmm… what are my choices?
Aeroflot stewardess:   Yes, or no!

Russian maxim:  Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, the reverse is true.

Wife: Dear, do I look the ideal woman?
Husband: Yes, my love, and so much more!
Wife: How much more?
Husband: About fifty pounds.

Stalin's ghost appears to Putin in a dream, and Putin asks for his help running the country.
Stalin says, "Round up and shoot all the democrats, and then paint the inside of the Kremlin blue."
"Why blue?" Putin asks.
"Ha!" says Stalin. "I knew you wouldn't ask me about the first part."